Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! May 2008

This month: The Deuces Wild tournament is the worst tournament in history. Steiner taps on iMPACT! right before his match with Angle. Roode reads about stocks while Storm drinks beer. Styles tries to find a partner and finds Super Eric. Street wisdom from Don West. TNA's newest innovation: The Terror Dome - climb the cage to get out of the hole. We get the greatest TNA promo of all time: Scott Steiner does math and calculates how he has a 136.66666...% of winning at Sacrifice. Awesome Kong is the final member of the Egotistical Eight mainly so TNA can expose her. Sting and Storm in a No DQ match before they team. Be careful Jimmy Rave. Cornette signs a pole match where immunity for head shaving is on the line. Joe's got Big Kev behind him. Kip James and Matt Morgan are the next team and also have a match. BG teams with Kong and of course Roode and Booker. Bryan has a prepared sppech for the board. Angle pulls a bait and switch at Sacrifice and is replaced by Kaz in the main event after Kaz wins the TerrorDome. Booker T turns heel? They blow Kong's first match against men. Rick Steiner barks and then leaves. Joe is a whiny bitch. Gail is mad that Angelina Love screws Roxxy thus causing her to get her head shaved. Fire Russo. LAX win the Tag Titles with their special rules. Find out what doesn't work and do it! Joe offers to put up the title at Slammiversary in a King of the Mountain match. Joe is impotent and neutered. Angle doesn't care about the title anymore. Abyss committed himself. Kurt reads Karen an apology letter that is amazing. Roxxy looks like a neo nazi. Team 3D beat up Hector Guerrero.