100% Accurate Story Summaries of Yakuza 0-7 (and the Judgments)

I suppose I should say spoilers but I mean do I really need to? It's not like these things are at all accur- UHH WAIT no I mean they are fully 100% accurate I have not interpreted or abridged any of the aspects of the stories of these games whatsoever. Trust me on that.


Timestamps:
Yakuza 0 0:00
Yakuza/Kiwami 0:48
Yakuza 2/Kiwami 2 1:26
Yakuza 3 1:55
Yakuza 4 2:26
Yakuza 5 3:08
Yakuza 6 4:06
Yakuza: Like a Dragon 4:35
Judgment 5:03
Lost Judgment 5:16

Songs (check the top left lads):
Yakuza 0 - Firelight
Yakuza 0 - Oath of Enma (閻魔の誓い)
Yakuza 0 - Money Makes Money
Yakuza 0 - Try to have some fun for me !!
Yakuza - Clear Starlit Sky
Yakuza Kiwami 2 - Bad Fortune, Not Bad
Yakuza Kiwami 2 - A Scattered, Eternal Moment (散るは永遠刹那)
Yakuza 3 - Fly
Yakuza 4 - Receive and Bite You
Yakuza 4 - Sadness
Monster Hunter: Rise - The Invading Tyrant - Bazelgeuse
Definitely Not Final Fantasy VII: Remake - Definitely Not The Valkyrie
Yakuza 6 - Town Bully
Yakuza: Like a Dragon - Receive You The Hyperactive
Halo Infinite - The Road
Judgment - Penumbra
Lost Judgment - Unwavering Belief