♫♪ TDWT-Versus ♫♪

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Lyrics:

My ladies,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!

Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All overbuilt and lame!

I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Is this thigh fat enough?
Uh-huh.
Hey!

Gosh, is this neck thick enough?
Bam!
Now it's evil versus wicked,
Heather's cool but Al is sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
She'll put Al here through the shredder!

That's it now, hurry back,
I need arms weak and slack,
Her butt is scrawny and flat,
And she ain't all that!

Get me two knobby knees,
and arms like logs of cheese!
Bring me a big fat head,
move quicker or you're dead!

I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Arms so right, it's ill!
Worth one-fifth of the mil!

I'll pay you back somehow!
Pineapple-head me now!

I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
You'll never hit it (No!)
You should trash it (Yeah!)

Cause I just did it!