Karen Complained My Security Beeped Too Loud, So I Installed a Motion Activated Bagpipe Player!

HOA Refused to Fix Streetlights, So I Installed a WWII Searchlight and Turned Night Into Day!

Вернувшись с обеда, я обнаружила, что отдел кадров сидит за моим столом — один спокойный вопрос з...

Karen Complained My Security Camera Was Pointed at the Street, So I Installed a 30 Foot Periscope!

Karen Reported Me for Feeding Pigeons, So I Trained Them to Deliver Tiny, Polite Notes to Her Doorst

Ассоциация владельцев жилья протаранила мой мост через озеро своей яхтой — поэтому я открыл плоти...

Karen Hated My Doorbell Sound, So I Replaced It With a Giant Gong Everyone Could Hear

HOA Demanded I Take Down My Bat House, So I Re Registered It as an Endangered Species Observation!

HOA Karen Blocked My Garage Door, 2 Minutes Later I Deployed the Hazmat Response Unit

HOA Fined My 'Unapproved Rock', So I Hired a Geologist to Certify It!

Karen Reported My Parrot for Profanity, So I Taught It to Recite HOA Bylaws Instead!

Karen Blocked My Driveway, So I Boxed Her Car In With Concrete Barriers and Went on Vacation!

HOA Karen Invaded My Castle to “Inspect the Grounds” — But Screamed When Guards Escorted Her Out

Karen Complained My Gutter Was Leaking, So I Rerouted It Into a 10-Tiered Zen Waterfall Feature!

HOA Karen Parked Across My Drive During a Fire, 2 Minutes Later I Arrived in a Ladder Truck

Я отреставрировал сломанный Rolls Royce Silver Cloud рядом с домом моего соседа — член HOA Карен ...

They Fined Me $500 for a Candy Wrapper, So I Returned Their Trash With a Dump Truck!

В суде мои родители заявили права на все семь домов во Флориде, но судья улыбнулся: «Ну… это инте...

Ассоциация владельцев жилья вызвала полицию, когда я сказал: «Я не член вашей ассоциации». Спустя...

I Warned the HOA About the Drainage — But They Laughed Until Their Homes Went Under

HOA Removed My Memorial Bench Without Asking, It Was Donated In Honor Of A Fallen Soldier