Black Country, New Road - Bread Song MINECRAFT PARODY (Wheat Song)

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Block Country, New Stone - Wheat Song

Lyrics:
Okay, well, I just logged on
And you’re already burnt out
Though I tried my best to build you
A mansion, not a dirt house
And as nice as I might build it
Bricks of quartz instead of wood
There’s no way to go in your base now
Through the prickly berry bush

And yet I still built it
And I fell from high places, and my armour would weaken
And I placed stained glass windows there
And I hung some cool paintings where
The skull was on fire, I thought it was awesome
Oh, health was still draining

So, show me the ores you have mined
And smelt into ingots of iron
The caves covered in vine
And say we need more leather hide
Oh, where are the cows in my pen?
Oh Alex, I
I never fed the cows until you said
“This wheat is just for breeding and
not crafting into bread”

And you crafted your armour
And you came online often, and you planted a farm
When I joined, you ignored me
While I was gone mining
I ran out of torches, came back to the surface
Just to see your new beacon

Okay, well, I just logged on
And you’re already burnt out
Though I tried my best to build you
A mansion, not a dirt house
And as nice as I might build it
Bricks of quartz instead of wood
There’s no way to go in your base now
And I’m ready to craft a new pair of boots

So, show me the ores you have mined
And smelt into ingots of iron
The caves covered in vine
And say we need more leather hide
Oh, where are the cows in my pen?
Oh Alex, I
I never fed the cows until you said
“This wheat is just for breeding and
not crafting into bread”