Denzel Curry - DIET_ MINECRAFT PARODY (DIAMOND_)

Denzel Oaktree - DIAMOND_

Lyrics:
Pair of blue diamond boots, pair of shears
All squares here, there’s no spheres
Zombies suddenly appear
I don’t mind
Imma fight, diamond sword shinin’ with Smite
I ain’t a noob, when I hear a creeper hiss
I ain’t afraid
Exploring yet another cave, I’m mining low
Then I see a room of cobblestone and hear a zombie’s rotten groan
I slay the mobs, they get disposed
Can’t keep up, I’m getting diamonds like I was a cheater
The reaper, I’m killing creepers simply for the leisure
Demeanour, I’m feeling larger with my diamond armour
I’m stacking all my ores up, this loot you couldn’t garner
You noobs attack but it don’t hurt a bit
That wooden sword surprise hit? I thought it was a stick
You wanna see my diamond sword? You can take a pic
Enchantments that you can’t afford, see you later, kid

Get diamonds from below, then I craft a pick (woo)
Your homes got no coal, got me laughing sick (mine)
Potion of slowness, feel lil’ ill, don’t approach us (craft)
Like you got that bad (bad) omen
We trolling, creeper explosion
One mob, like a bomb, blowing up your block, dropping down your hearts
And what you forgot is to upgrade from your iron
I told ‘em, “Please ditch the birch, and please get you some diamond”


Pickaxe, no time to chillax
All you noobs’re gonna get smacked when I kick ass
big stacks, that’s six-four that’s been stored
These creepers don’t know what they’re in for

And I don’t like dirt blocks
Worth a lot, I don’t combat log
I attack you like a (grr) mad dog
Nobody looting my mine
Admins say I must be duping ‘cuz my armour’s so fine, but nope
Are you ready for the Drowned to shoot its trident?
The strider, spider, the golem of iron
The evoker killing all your emerald buyers
If my bow’s got Flame, you’ll get fricking set on fire
We be Diggin’ Minecraft Style
As you can see, my armour got designer style
Know too many monsters in the game be hostile and when they spawn
They gon’ catch you off-guard, when they sneak up on you, creeper

Get diamonds from below, then I craft a pick (woo)
Your homes got no coal, got me laughing sick (mine)
Potion of slowness, feel lil’ ill, don’t approach us (craft)
Like you got that bad (bad) omen
We trolling, creeper explosion
One mob, like a bomb, blowing up your block, dropping down your hearts
And what you forgot is to upgrade from your iron
I told ‘em, “Please ditch the birch, and please get you some diamond”