Min's POV - A Wheel of Time Parody by Dale Harris

"Min's POV" is a parody based on the song "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's.

** SPOILER ALERT **
This parody song includes major spoilers for The Wheel of Time book series and TV show. Do not watch it or read the lyrics below if you don't want the series spoiled for you.
** END SPOILER WARNING **

This parody is from Min's point of view and includes her (presumed) perspective on five main characters (the Emond's Field Five) from The Wheel of Time epic fantasy book series, written by Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson.

Credits:
Literary characters and concepts from The Wheel of Time book series
https://static.macmillan.com/static/t...
Video clips from The Wheel of Time on Amazon Prime
https://primevideo.com
Original song is "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's
https://plainwhitets.com/
Karaoke backing track for "Hey There Delilah" from Sing King Karaoke
   • Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah (Karao...  
Editing and royalty-free effects from Microsoft Clipchamp
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Parody Lyrics:
Hey Matrim Cauthon
What's it like to be ta'veren?
I know you're no bloody hero
But your luck does all the steering
Must be nice
So play your cards and trust the dice
That's my advice

Nynaeve al'Meara
Don't you worry about the others
They'll return to seek your wisdom
You are basically their mother
Give them aid
Don't let your block leave you dismayed
Or tug your braid

Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Stuff that Min could see

Perrin Aybarra
I know it was a surprise
When you got messages from Hopper
And woke up with golden eyes
Try to relax
Don't lose your hammer or your axe
Young Bull, relax

Egwene al'Vere
You've got eyes on the White Tower
Everyone who doubts your steadiness
Will witness the One Power
You'll stand tall
Even if the Amyrlin Seat falls
Answer the call

Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see

A ruby dagger and a horn
She sees the sword that's not a sword
What do they mean? She really couldn't say
A wolf, a falcon, broken crown
A few dead bodies on the ground
A severed hand and obvious white flame
Yes Rand, she can promise you
Three women and twin babies too
But also blood-stained rocks and lots of pain
Oh, what a shame

Hey Rand al'Thor
Just a red-headed sheep herder
But the shadow's here, so give it time
And you'll be doing murders
Like you do
You are the Dragon, yes it's true
You'll do what the pattern wants you to
Lord of the Morning, here's to you
This world's for you

Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Oh, the stuff that Min could see
Stuff that Min could see