Be'lal's Big Moment

A Wheel of Time parody. Spoilers for book 3, The Dragon Reborn. I do not own the rights to any music. Parody of Let 'Er Rip by The Chicks. Fire blast sound effect from Jochi SFX    • Fire Blast | Free Sound Effect  

Lyrics:
Rand: the Stone of Tear! And there’s Callandor!

Hesitates

Be’lal opens door, leans in doorway.

I can tell there’s something you don’t want to admit.
It’s killing you, just to keep the truth inside.
But you know, you’ll have to face it eventually
And dear Randy you know you can’t hide.

Take the sword from the stone.
Come on, Randy admit that you’re the Dragon Reborn.
You gotta take the sword
And then we gotta fight.
You know you can’t run and hide,
Just take the sword and fight!
Take the sword from the stone.

Hurry up and just submit
There’s no need for hesitation.
We know it’s you, it has to be
Because the prophecy doesn’t lie.

Dragon Reborn, Rand Al’Thor
We are gonna defeat you
If you just take out the sword from the stone
You will declare yourself.

Take the sword from the stone.
Come on, Randy admit that you’re the Dragon Reborn.
You gotta take the sword
And then we gotta fight.
You know you can’t run and hide,
Just take the sword and fight!
Take the—

Moiraine balefires Be’lal.

Rand: Moiraine! That was rude, he was singing!
M: He was a Forsaken.
R: It’s still rude to kill a man midsong.
M: ……..
R: ……..
M: He had it coming, he had it coming, he was after all Forsaken, I had to do it, for if I hadn’t, he could have fried us all like bacon?
R: Not your best effort, but it’ll do I suppose.

R takes sword and walks away.

M: ……thank you?