A Whole New School (A Whole New World Parody) - Stony Brook Medicine Class of 2022

In honor of the renaming of Stony Brook School of Medicine to the Renaissance School of Medicine at Stony Brook University, the class of 2022 presents “A Whole New School,” a parody of “A Whole New World” by ZAYN and Zhavia Ward from Aladdin (2019). We hope you enjoy.

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Lyrics:
I can show you our school
Shining, busy, confusing
Tell me first year, now when did
You last visit the outside?

I can open your mind
Take you patient to patient
Update your vaccinations
On this magic gurney ride

A whole new school
A new building we barely use
No one knows where to go
Or what it’s for
We just know that it’s freezing

A whole uworld
Confusing words I never knew
But as I study here
It’s crystal clear
That I don’t have a clue what’s wrong with you

Should I treat with Beta blockers?

Unbelievable signs
Palpitations and jaundice
Greasy stools, and dark urine
Is your bilirubin high?

Clinicals!
Oh there’s blood everywhere
A hundred symptoms we don’t know
(Hold your breath; it’s valsalva)
I’m only a student doc
I’m still so far
I’ve only got like 8 more years of school

A First Aid world
A hundred pages to go through
I'll read them anywhere
No time to spare
All these acronyms have me confused

[Dance Break]

Stony Brook
(No, Renaissance)
All these anki cards to review
So Many Slides to Know
But lectures too slow
Speed it up to 2.0

A whole new class
(Every slide, a surprise)
New organ system, I’m confused!
(What specialty’s better)
I’ll figure out my life
Let’s roll the dice
Oh my life!
Hope it goes right
Let’s explore this whole new school with you

A whole new school
(A whole new school)
That’s where we’ll be
(Come learn with me)
A thrilling place
(A wondrous place)
For you and me