I'm Still Standing (MTG Parody)

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The game has changed, but Remy hasn’t.

Thank you to David, Leili, and Kairi for the video idea!

LYRICS:

You would never know what it’s like
To open up a booster back in ’95
And see your favorite cards looking back at you
A couple creatures with banding, dual lands, and that (Jester’s) mask you use

And all these years laters as the sets run deep
The game of Magic we love’s seen a power creep
But you’re never ever gonna see me planeswalking
And when they ask me what deck I’m playing I just have to say

That I’m still banding better than I ever did
Swinging with a banded pile of creatures, grinning like a little kid
I’m still banding after all this time
Swinging with a Thorny-Camel-Dragon-Wolven-Phalanx Knight

I’m still banding
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I’m still banding
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Put my full art Forest to the test!
A Circular Logic that’s borderless!
Enter the Dungeon, horizontal Siege…
What does this textless Chandra Nalaar do?
Ask ChatGPT

Yeah, see this is why

I’m still banding better than I ever did
Swinging with a forearm-length of commons, grinning like a little kid
I’m still banding after all this time
Blocking with a Mishra’s-Tusky-Mesa-Wall that’s fortified

I’m still banding
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (How does banding work again? I’m not sure?)
I’m still banding
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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