Baby One More Time (MTG Parody)

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Some creatures thrive when you hit them, baby, one more time.

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LYRICS:


Oh baby baby
Oh baby baby

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know?
Know what?
That we’d soon be attacking!

Oh baby baby
My power/toughness is low
Our combat stats are lacking

Poke me
I’ll become a 2/3
How?
We’re heroic; target us we’ll grow now
Why?
Because:

I’m Tokenless
It’s killing me
If you target
We’ll get obese

No interaction, I lose my mind
Give me a Strike!
Hit me baby one more time!

Oh Remy Remy
That Jump in your hand is good
I’ll cast Jump?
Resolves
Boy, you got me flying!

Oh pretty Remy
Any targeting spell will do…
I’ll cast Turn to Frog!
That’s not the way I planned it…

Poke me
I’ll become a 2/3
We’re on turns…
Just enchant me
Target me I’ll grow now
Why?
Because:

I’m Tokenless
It’s killing me
If you just Press
We’re token-y

The more you target I get more dice
No, not Consign!
Hit me baby one more time!

Oh baby baby
Oh baby baby
I’ll play an Act of Treason on your big guy…
Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know?
Oh baby baby
I don’t have to let you go…

I must confess, my tokenlessness
Is killing me now
I could be 13/14!
If you hit me here
And pay the Entwine…
Hit me baby one more time!

I must confess, my tokenlessness
Ain’t killing me now
I’m a big 13/14!
Cuz you hit me here
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Shameless…
Hit me baby one more time

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