Super Mario 64 Water Levels WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

Just in time for the release of Super Mario 3D All-stars, it's time to ask "What if the music from the Super Mario 64 water levels... had lyrics?"

You can get this song on all major digital music apps, and at https://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called "Use Your Words," it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info about that at https://useyourwords.lol

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LYRICS:
Splish… splash… splosh… sploosh.

I probably shouldn’t swim in denim overalls
I am chafing now
Abrasive fabric riding up my cartoon balls
And they’re chafing, ow

Since I’ve been in this painting, I’m tender in my tainting
I’m sorry for complain-ting,
Curse these juicy thicc thighs

I’ll breathe a bubble from a time-worn pirate chest
[cough] That bubble, ew [cough]
Back to the subject of my thighs, by now you’ve guessed
what chub rub’ll do.

Hey: Weird how the coins give me air and power
At least now I won’t need a shower… just need baby powder!

This is sponsored by Monistat Complete Care Relief Gel

I’m up in Jolly Roger bay and Dire Dire Docks
Oh, a submarine. Okay.
My greatest enemy’s a random pirate box
Well I’m a drama queen, bay-bay

A salty ocean dive here, A scary shark can thrive here (agh!)
But goldfish can’t survive here, They’re freshwater …PLOT HOLE!

They make you swim in almost all the “Marios” ...variety
I get this feeling like in Sonic water zones...
Oh, it’s anxiety

Eek:
I’m out of breath and the tension’s mounting,
Swimming up every second’s counting,
Hey kids, watch me drowning! Ha, fun times

I did the swimming through a chain of water rings
And THE STAR’S RIGHT THERE! Grrr! Give it to me!!
The render distance isn’t great but what’s that thing?
Maybe I’ll stop and stare–
OH MY GOD. WHAT THE F***!
THIS GAME IS FOR KIDS, THIS IS SCARY AS F***!
GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT S***,
I’M GONNA KEEP THE LIGHTS ON TONIGHT
JESUS, MAN!

0:00 Intro
0:59 Song
4:27 Outro