"I Stardew" - Stardew Valley Parody Song - Brentalfloss

WARNING: STARDEW VALLEY IS DANGEROUSLY ADDICTIVE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

I wrote this song because I love Stardew Valley... maybe a little too much.

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LYRICS:
SO I’M INTO BREAKIN ROCKS NOW
YEAH, I’M DOWN WITH CHOPPING TREES
I AM NOT THE WOODSY KIND
OR MECHANICALLY INCLINED
BUT TODAY I BUILT A HOUSE!
(STUTTERS) WELL, FOR BEES

FOLKS HAVE CALLED THIS GAME ADDICTIVE
SO I TRIED IT OUT ONE NIGHT
I’VE BEEN PLAYING FOR A WHILE NOW
AND IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE RIGHT

I HAVEN’T SEEN MY BED IN 13 DAYS
BUT I’M PICKIN’ BERRIES
AND I’M MAKIN’ MAYONNAISE
MY CAULIFLOWER FINALLY SPROUTED
AND FOR SOME REASON I GIVE SUCH A SHIT ABOUT IT

PEOPLE MADE A LOT OF HAY ABOUT THIS GAME
BUT NOW I GET IT AND
SWEET LORD I LOVE MAKING HAY!

SO MANY THINGS I NEVER DO,
BUT APPARENTLY, IN LIEU, I STAR DO

I GIVE DIAMONDS TO MY BROS NOW
AND I’M WORKIN’ TOWARD A WIFE
PEOPLE LIKE YA ‘CAUSE OF GIFTS
SO I PASS ‘EM OUT IN SHIFTS
I WISH EVERYBODY LIKED ME–JUST LIKE REAL LIFE

FOUND SOME GOODIES IN THE GARBAGE
FOUND A MOUSE WHO RUNS A SHOP
BUT THE THING WHICH I HAVE NOT FOUND
IS A WAY TO MAKE IT STOP

MY PHONE HAS SIX HUNDRED AND THREE MISSED CALLS
BUT A COWBOY WIZARD GAVE ME DRUGS
AND I TRIPPED BALLS
THE FEET ARE FALLING OFF THE BUNNIES
WHEN I BUY SEEDS I BLOW LIKE
EIGHTEEN THOUSAND MONIES

I’M IN SHAMBLES AND I HAVE NO GOOD EXCUSE
BUT I CLEAR BRAMBLES & I BREW “POTATO JUICE”
ALL THESE SKILLS I DON’T PURSUE,
WELL THEY’RE FIN’LLY COMIN’ TRUE
‘CUZ I STAR DO!

I JUST GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
ONE MORE DAY–OH, GOTTA POOP,
BUT IT’S ON THE SWITCH
SO WE’RE GOOD!

HOW IS THIS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN “HARVEST MOON”
WHEN IT’S BASICALLY “HARVEST MOON”?
A MUCH BETTER SOUNDTRACK
NO LOAD TIMES, GREAT GOALS
ADOPTION, INCLUSION
AND STREAMLINED CONTROLS
I’D RECOMMEND THIS GAME TO ANYONE, ANYWHERE
JUST AS LONG AS YOU’VE GOT FIFTEEN HUNDRED HOURS YOU COULD SPARE

SO I GUESS THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
AND I’VE JUST STOPPED ASKING WHY

MAYBE IT’LL BE OKAY, WHAT A WAY TO SPEND A DAY
FISH AND FARM AND CHOP AND SHOP AND
CRY AND CRY AND CRY & CRY

THERE’S A TWINKLY LITTLE LIGHT I SEE
MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO BED
I TRIED PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY
AND OH… WAIT… YEAH, I’M DEAD

…WORTH IT.