Karen Accused Me of Stealing Water, So I Rerouted My Downspouts to Floods Her Basement Every Time It

HOA Said My Solar Panels Glared, So I Installed a Black Metal Roof That Raised Temps by 5 Degrees!

Trump Scrambles to Clean Up Mess in Minneapolis, Calls Protesters Paid Agitators & A Snow Day Prank!

HOA Drilled for Water on My Land — But Hit a Sulfur Vein That Killed Every Tree in the Neighborhood

Karen Complained My Security Beeped Too Loud, So I Installed a Motion Activated Bagpipe Player!

HOA Fined Me For Not Shoveling Fast Enough, So I Stopped Plowing The Road To Their Neighborhood

HOA Demanded I Stop Using My Generator During the Ice Storm, So I Let Their Sump Pumps Fail

HOA Karen Stole My Packages Repeatedly — One Dye Trap Made Her Impossible to Deny

HOA Drained My Pond to Build a Parking Lot — Didn’t Know It Was My Legal Water Reserve

"ARE YOU BLIND? THIS TRUCK IS TOTALED!" SAID THE RANCHER. BUT THE YOUNG MECHANIC LEFT HER PALE...

Karen Said My Car Was Too Old, So I Bought a Hearse, Parked It Facing Her, and Added a Skeleton!

HOA Poisoned My Lake to Ban Fishing — Unaware Their Drinking Water Comes From It

Kicked Out at 18, My Sister and I Bought a Rusted Quonset for $5 What It Became Changed Us

Karen Reported My Parrot for Profanity, So I Taught It to Recite HOA Bylaws Instead!

Thrown Out at 17, He Hid With His Sister in a Root Cellar Until the Winter Proved Him Right

They Fined Me for Weeding, So I Covered the Yard in Rock Salt and Declared It Maintenance-Free!

Товарищество собственников жилья снесло мой дом на озере стоимостью 5 миллионов долларов всего за...

HOA Banned Generators During Quiet Hours, So I Let Their Pipes Freeze and Burst Overnight

Karen Said My Porch Light Was Too Bright, So I Installed Motion Activated Flood Lights Everywhere!

HOA Banned Ugly Cars, So I Wrapped My $200,000 Supercar in Rusty Vinyl and Watched the Meltdown!

HOA Fined Me for Idling My Truck to Defrost It, So I Stopped Plowing Their Parking Lot