Pokémon Sleep - Find Your Inner Chi - Greengrass Isle

Greengrass Isle – Tomato Fields of Temporary Enlightenment

I woke up this morning with one goal:

Manifest a tomato gatherer.

Not find one.
Not stumble into one.
Not trip over one like yesterday when I tripped over the Bulbasaur who refused to wake up.

No.

Manifest one.
Through pure focus.
Through inner peace.
Through whatever that thing is called…
Chi?
Qi?
Chee?
“Kee” like the last syllable of “rookie”?
Honestly, I should’ve Googled it first.

Anyway—

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

So I sat down in the middle of the tomato fields, crossed my legs like a monk who regrets his life choices, lit some candles I found at the PokéMart clearance table, and tried to unlock my… chi… ki… inner tomato force? I dunno.

I breathed in.
I breathed out.
I tried to picture calm, serenity, balance—
but all I could picture was tomatoes floating away from me like they’re mocking my whole existence.

Still, I kept going.

Thumb and pointer finger together.
Back straight.
Mask unchanging, as always.
I waited for enlightenment to hit.

And then—
something DID happen.

A breeze rolled through the plants.
The candles flickered.
The shadows around me shifted…
and a strange, peaceful energy filled the air.

I don’t know if it was chi or qi or me hallucinating due to tomato-based stress,
but I swear I felt something.

Like the universe whispering:

“Yeah, man… maybe today’s your day.”

Will it work?

Will the tomato gatherer of my dreams appear?

Or will I end up back here tomorrow, meditating again like a koala-shaped motivational poster?

Only time will tell.

But hey—
if inner chi brings good tomatoes…

I’ll sit here all day.

♡Quallah

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