Caught at Coldplay

💔 Two execs. One hug. A thousand memes.
“Caught at Coldplay” is a smooth pop satire inspired by the infamous moment when a CEO and an HR chief got exposed on the jumbotron mid-concert — and the internet exploded.

🕶️ Artist: Susynoid
✍️ Lyrics & Concept: Susynoid
🎧 Genre Tags: meme pop, soft scandalcore, viralwave, indie satire, romance-gone-viral

🎟️ Inspired by real events:
– That Coldplay concert affair
– The freeze-frame betrayal
– LinkedIn damage control
– The uncomfortable hug felt ‘round the world

💬 Drop your favorite meme from the Coldplay scandal.
🖤 Like, comment, and stream if you've ever been almost discreet.
📉 HR violations have never sounded this poetic.

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We were safe in the dark with the band on the stage
Just a CEO and HR girl engaged
In a moment of bliss with a corporate sway
Then the camera lit up — we both looked away

Should’ve worn a hat, should’ve sat in the back
Now the whole damn internet’s on the attack
You laughed like a guilty TV sidekick
Now we’re trending faster than our app’s new metric

We got caught at Coldplay, under starlit shame
On the jumbotron, froze like we knew the game
Now they’re making memes, saying “this can’t be right”
But damn, Kristin, that hug felt so good that night

Chris Martin called us shy — we knew what he meant
Now I’m writing fake posts about “growth and intent”
HR’s in the hot seat, LinkedIn’s ablaze
They say love’s not B2B, but we got KPIs to raise

Can’t fix a marriage with a wristband light
But I swear that look in your eyes was right
We weren't discreet, no we weren’t discreet
But it felt like heaven in row twenty-three

We got caught at Coldplay, but I won’t pretend
If this love is wrong, let the internet trend
Turn up “Fix You,” let the rumors fly
We were just two execs under violet sky