EPISODE 7: “Girl Math for Hoe Logic" 🤪

In this episode we unpack:
• Chaotic purchases we STILL defend (aka unserious budgeting at its finest)
• The little lies we tell ourselves to justify bad decisions… financial and emotional
• “I earned this” spending after breakups, periods, or any slight inconveniences
• Signs from the universe that we used as an excuse to swipe the card 😌
• Unserious budgeting habits we’ll never give up
• Non-financial Girl Math moments (the delusional logic that rivals toxic relationships & situationships)
• 🎯 Game: Justify This Purchase… a true girl math masterpiece.

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever called bad decisions “self-care” or justified a hoe phase purchase with the most unserious math imaginable.

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Timestamps:
0:59 – Chaotic Purchases: What’s your most unhinged purchase that you STILL defend?
6:06 – What’s a lie you told yourself to justify a bad decision…financial or emotional?
9:30 –What’s your version of “I deserved it” spending?
11:55 – Signs from the Universe: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever considered a sign to spend money?
14:31 – Fan Love ❤️🥰 (listener shoutouts)
17:58 – Unserious Budgeting: What’s your most unserious budgeting habit you’ll never give up?
21:17 – Non-Financial Girl Math: What’s your most delusional logic outside of money?
24:14 – 🎯 Game: Justify This Purchase (turning bad decisions into valid girl math)