You're Breaking Dog Laws Every Single Day (And Don't Even Know It)

Today isn't about fun and games, it's about justice. ⚖️🐕 We have officially consulted with our legal team, our attorney at paw and the stats are looking bad for you humans, basically you are all criminals and we have the paperwork to prove it.

In this episode of the Dog In The Pool Podcast, Dip (Golden Retriever) and Albert (Beagle) lay down the 10 International Dog Laws that are now effective immediately for reals dudes.

The Official Charge Sheet: 🎾 The Fake Throw Prohibition: If the arm goes back the ball must leave the hand, deception is now a federal crime bro. 🚽 The Bathroom Security Act: We follow you in there for your own protection, stop closing the door on your security detail. 🛋️ The Real Estate Statute: We legally own 50% of the couch, you are just renting space from us and the rent is belly rubs. 🍔 The Law of Gravity: The "Five Second Rule" is a lie, once food hits the floor the ownership transfers instantly to us. 👻 The Invisible Threat Defense: When we bark at nothing do not shush us, we are saving you from ghosts, you're welcome.

Plus we cover the "Suspicious Mailman Protocol," the "Mandatory Affection Quota," and why looking cute for 5 seconds constitutes a "Global Treat Emergency."

Ignorance of the law is no excuse humans.

Drop a comment: Which of these 10 laws do you break the most, confess your crimes below! 👇

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