Karen Threw Dog Poop in My Bin, So I Collected It for a Year and Returned It During Her Garden Party

HOA Complained About My Hammering, So I Brought in a Jackhammer Crew Every Day for a Month!

HOA bangs on my door at 4 50 AM—claims my lease expired! I’ve OWNED this house for 3 years!

HOA Refused to Fix Streetlights, So I Installed a WWII Searchlight and Turned Night Into Day!

HOA Destroyed My Snowplow Over “Parking Violations” — Too Bad I’m Their Only Winter Access

HOA Karen Demanded I Leave My Own Home or She’d Call the Cops – But I’m the Owner and a Retired

Karen Spray Painted My Car, So I Had Her Arrested for Vandalism and Bought Her House at the Auction!

HOA Karen Demanded I Pay Her Heating Bill After A Blizzard Claimed My Trees Blocked Her Solar Panels

They Fined Me $500 for a Candy Wrapper, So I Returned Their Trash With a Dump Truck!

Karen Blocked My Driveway, So I Boxed Her Car In With Concrete Barriers and Went on Vacation!

HOA Demanded I Clear Snow From Their Roads, Didn't Know I Control The Only Plow In Town

HOA President Smashed My Visitor’s Truck — She Froze When I Said He’s the District Attorney

HOA Demanded I Plow Their Roads For Free, So I Blocked Their Gate With A Twelve Foot Snowdrift

Mom Excluded Me from Mother’s Day for My Job — So I Quietly Disappeared

HOA Guards Assaulted My Guest — Then Found Out She’s the District Attorney

I Inherited 2300 Acres With a Private Lake — HOA Kicked My Dad Off, Next Morning Their Water Died

HOA Illegally Sold My 3,500-Acre Farm — So I Legally Sold Every HOA Home

HOA Fined My 'Unapproved Rock', So I Hired a Geologist to Certify It!

They Complained About a Pothole in My Driveway, So I Filled It With Epoxy and Goldfish!

HOA Karen Demanded I Share My Snowblower, I Sold It And Hired Professional Service Instead

Karen Complained My Security Beeped Too Loud, So I Installed a Motion Activated Bagpipe Player!