Deadpool's Very Merry Christmas 🎵 (The Merc in Red)

   / @flickandrollfunhouse   Deadpool delivers a chaotic Christmas message, donning his red suit to save timelines and spread holiday cheer with his signature snark and sass. It's a festive ride full of humor, heroics, and a touch of mercenary mayhem!

#deadpool #christmas #marvel

Lyrics:
They call me Marvel Jesus, here to save the day,
With chimichangas in my stocking and a snarky sleigh.
Santa’s red? Well, I wear it best,
With katanas on my back and a bulletproof vest.

Rudolph’s nose? It’s a red glow too,
But let’s face it, Rudy — I'm cooler than you.
Sacred Timeline needs some cheer,
So here I am, spreadin’ laughs and fear!

Jingle bells, Deadpool yells, in a red suit like ol’ Saint Nick,
Savin’ timelines, droppin’ rhymes, 'cause the holidays need a kick!
Jingle bells, can’t you tell? I’m the hero on Santa’s sled —
Got a bag of punchlines and I’ll knock ‘em dead!

Avengers got nothin’ on my holiday groove,
Saving Christmas while I bust a move.
My list? Naughty, nice, who’s to say —
If you’re messin’ with me, you’re gonna pay!

Yeah, I’m the savior, can’t deny,
Timeline needs me — don’t ask why!
With swords in hand and a grin so wide,
I’m the reason Christmas can’t be denied!

Jingle bells, Deadpool yells, in my sleigh with style and class,
Fixing timelines, stoppin’ crime, while I kick some bad-guy… sass!
Jingle bells, in red suit’s swell, I’m the Merc who’s got the “ho-ho-ho”
Bringin’ joy [and a little chaos] everywhere I go!

So, ho-ho-hold up — who’s got the best look?
Red suit like Santa, but I’m off the hook.
Rudolph’s nose? It’s cute, but let’s be real,
My swagger’s got that holiday appeal!

Jingle bells, Deadpool sells, the gift of snark and thrills,
Marvel Jesus, saving seasons, I’m the cure for holiday chills.
So grab your eggnog, let’s raise a toast,
Here’s to the Merc in Red who’s loved the most!

Created by: Suno, ChatGPT, Midjourney and Yours Truly