“The National Express” by The Divine Comedy . Yes, it’s a real song. Yes, it’s being sung to a cat.

Today’s Episode of “Serenading May”: “The National Express” by The Divine Comedy (Yes, it’s a real song. Yes, it’s being sung to a cat. Yes, this is your sign to adopt.)

Meet May, our sort-ish social, full-time introvert, orangish-and-white queen of chill at The Kitty Beautiful cat café in downtown Orlando. By day, she’s contemplating life, judging your life choices, and napping in sunbeams. By morning? She’s Heather’s personal concert venue.

Every. Single. Day.
Heather, co-owner and self-proclaimed “kitty songstress,” serenades May with her passionately enthusiastic (and let’s be honest — acoustically questionable) vocals.

To May: It’s love. We promise.
To anyone within earshot: It might be animal cruelty. (Sorry, neighbors.)

Young Levi the tabby? He’s here for it. Front row. Paws up. Maybe he's tone-deaf. Maybe he’s enlightened. We’ll never know.

But May deserves better.
She deserves a home where the only singing is either:
✅ coming from her loving humans (who can actually carry a tune), or
✅ coming from professionals via Spotify, Apple Music, or that weird cat lullaby playlist labeled “Purr-a-Beat.”

So come down to The Kitty Beautiful, sip some amazing coffee, meet May in person, and SWIPE RIGHT on her TINDPURR (yes, it’s like Tinder… but cuter, furrier, and with fewer disappointments).

Let’s find May a home where the only thing haunting her dreams is the memory of tuna… not Heather’s rendition of 90s Irish pop.

💔 Save May from accidental musical mayhem.
🐾 Adopt love. Adopt May.

📍 The Kitty Beautiful
360 State Lane, Downtown Orlando
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📬 TheKittyBeautiful@gmail.com
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