08/06/2015 Green Stuff, Inner Sanctum Wanker

This Monday Rub clip features Jim, BT, Garry, Spud and Damo talking about yet another breach of the rules of Triple M – again by Jim, as he stepped out onto the green stuff in Tassie and then was front and centre during the post-match victory team meeting. Garry says he had eyes everywhere and what he saw was disturbing. As Garry said of Spud’s day today, it’s about how you respond. And some photos have been sent his way that show Jim in a suit standing in the middle of Blundstone arena meeting with Adam Simpson. Not just on the green stuff, but in the middle of the ground. Jim’s usual response to this is that he can go where he wants on that ground because he owned it as a cricketer. What Spud notices is that Jim didn’t go out there until the crowd was in, and there’s even claims of push ups on the ground in front of everyone. But that’s only the half of it. Garry says that when the game is over and it’s a victory for the players, there’s something called the “winning ache” which is a very small window of a few minutes where the players come together and look each other in the eyes, giving each other the spirit of what this game is all about. But in that moment, in a close huddle, inner sanctum-style, sitting next to the coach as he addressed his warriors, was one James Brayshaw, practically front and centre, holding the stats. If you’re going to get in the room, go to the back corner and shut up, but this wanker decided to go front and centre. During all this, Jim is claiming that he’s in there every week and this isn’t out of the ordinary, but Garry and Spud are howling for him to shut up. Spud almost drops an F-bomb and then when Jim claims the segment is falling flat, Spud loses it and almost belts him. The photos have flattened Garry, but could it get worse? Well, Duke walks in, not supposed to be broadcasting today, but he has more to the story. He caught the plane from Hobart to Melbourne along with the North boys and Jim himself. And as Jim entered the terminal, he thought he thought the Queen Mary had entered as he walked in with his own entourage, wearing his sunnies inside and all the North paraphernalia (beanies and jackets), pushing past the underlings in line – it all adds up to having another Jeff Kennett in the AFL. That’s where Jim refuses to accept it anymore. He claims none of what Duke said is true, and also denies that he’s going to get a blue and white suit, the likes of which Kennett wears with the brown and gold variety. Meanwhile, the iPad has smoke coming out of it will all the feedback calling him a flog. What the hell? is the theme of it. Back to the green stuff, and people like Sticks are allowed on the green stuff because he’s fought out there before. And people like Jim can’t be in the room eyeballing the players. Poor poor poor, Jim, says one tweet. And Jim demands that Duke look him in the eye, because he thinks he’s a bull artist. It’s here that he blames Adam Simpson for being out on the green stuff, and BT says he remembers the moment that he watched a man striding out to the middle of the ground like he owned the place, only to discover it was Jim. So was it BT that took the photo? He says no, but you have to wonder… Another tweet comes in asking Jim to get on the Spirit of Tasmania and ship off. The entire segment is a victory for Spud, Garry says. He’s so far in front, he’s 20 metres down the straight, but he reckons he has something else up his sleeve. Garry knows what it is and he asks Spud to think twice because it’s not strong. And just like that, he backpedals and holds on to it, making him look weak as piss.

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