gbn - "Merry Christmas Anyway"

🎄 Merry Christmas Anyway 🎄

A traditional Christmas carol… until everything goes wrong.

While gentle holiday music plays in the background, a living room descends into total seasonal disaster. A fallen tree, burning curtains, ruined dinner, a panicked cat, a furious dog, and a very late Santa who clearly misjudged the holiday spirit. Calm carols and absolute chaos collide in this darkly comedic Christmas tale.

This song blends classic carol warmth with tragic humor, turning festive expectations into a slow-burn holiday nightmare. Sweet melodies. Familiar traditions. Zero control.

Perfect for anyone who has ever experienced a Christmas that did not go according to plan.

If your Christmas was messy, loud, late, or completely off the rails…
this one’s for you.

Merry Christmas Anyway.

Lyrics:

*Merry Christmas Anyway*

Sleep in heavenly peace…
Sleep in heavenly peace…
Sleep in heavenly peace…

The cat plays drums on ornament balls,
The Christmas tree shivers, sways, then falls.
Real candles roll in a sudden spin,
Curtains catch fire, the glow creeps in.

Soft little sparks climb fabric high,
Festive flames lick the living room sky.
In the background, sweet choirs sing,
Peace on earth while everything breaks.

Happy messy Christmas to you,
Nothing goes right, nothing stays true.
Silent Night plays calm and slow,
As the house puts on a fiery show.

The holiday ham is beyond repair,
Overcooked dreams and smoke everywhere.
Dinner plans turn charcoal black,
No one knows how to turn things back.

Mom is shouting, losing control,
Dad just stares at the smoking stove.
The music smiles, bells all bright,
Laughing gently at the sight.

Happy messy Christmas to you,
Wrapped up chaos, red and blue.
Angels sing so warm and sweet,
While disaster taps its feet.

Santa arrives way after dark,
Boots on wrong, eyes miss the mark.
Sack half empty, steps unsure,
Too much cheer, that much is sure.

Wrong gifts scatter on the floor,
Puzzles for babies, dolls for four.
The dog takes one look, starts to roar,
Holiday peace lives here no more.

Growling echoes, claws on wood,
Santa runs like no one should.
Tables flip and shelves collapse,
Tinsel flies in frantic laps.

Panic hits, the floor is slick,
Cookies float in a tragic mix.
Dad runs in to save the day,
Slides, falls down, and stays that way.

Mom is screaming, pure alarm,
Choir sings calm, gentle, warm.
Joy to the World fills the room,
As the night spells quiet doom.

Happy messy Christmas to you,
Nothing left that’s straight or new.
Lights are blinking, wires scream,
This was not the holiday dream.

Someone bumps the radio dial,
The volume jumps a festive mile.
Right on cue, bells proudly say,
Merry Christmas anyway.

The house is wrecked, the night is done,
Snow falls soft on everyone.
Silent night still playing through,
Merry Christmas anyway to you.































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