I CREATED THE MOTHER OF ALL VARUS ARROWS! (MY BEST VARUS GAME EVER)

WTF?! RIOT GAVE ADC A 7TH ITEM SLOT AND NEW BROKEN ITEMS! (SEASON 16 CAITLYN)

Twitch but my passive deals 500 true damage a second (THEY BURN SO FAST)

Brand but my burns are upgraded with LIGHTNING that melts you (TRIPLE SHOCK BRAND)

VAYNE BUT I ONLY NEED 1 BULLET TO KILL YOU! (PUMP SHOTGUN VAYNE)

WHEN ZILEAN HITS 1250 AP, HIS BOMBS LITERALLY ONE SHOT YOU (NUCLEAR ZILEAN)

I BROKE THE VARUS ATTACK SPEED RECORD! (3.33 ARROWS PER SECOND, PENTAKILL)

I CREATED THE MOTHER OF ALL ORIANNA ULTS! (1000 AP = YOUR TEAM GETS ONE SHOT)

I DROPPED 32 KILLS WITH FULL AP BLITZCRANK (MY ULT IS A ONE SHOT SIMULATOR)

Varus but I can one shot TANKS with a single arrow (100% MAX HP DAMAGE)

The enemy team 5 man camped me all game... so I had to teach them a lesson

I MADE THIS IRELIA GO 0/17 WITH MY AP VARUS BUILD! (FULL HEALTH ONE SHOTS)

The absolute BEST Alistar game you'll ever witness... (41 KILLS IN 25 MINUTES)

I beat this smurf Vayne so bad she has a mental breakdown (ONE SHOT HER ON REPEAT)

Trash Talker calls me easy, so I drop 27 kills and make him Rage (Priceless)

Anivia but my E does so much damage it looks like I'm cheating (FASTEST ONE SHOTS EVER)

Nasus but my Q has NO COOLDOWN so I hit 1000 STACKS in 24 minutes (UNLIMITED Q SPAM)

I invented a broken Warwick build where every stat scales infinitely (STACK LORD WARWICK)

Vex but I'm a burst mage that deletes your entire health bar

1030 AP VARUS ЗАХВАТЫВАЕТ ДУХ... (5000 л.с. вас НЕ спасут)

I played the most diabolical top laner in League of Legends... (THIS IS JUST EVIL)