DRG 6x2ι' EDD: "Absolute Hook" speedrun (solo scout)

No deaths, yes bosco. Featuring marked for death m1k + embedded detonators zhukovs + IFGs in Sandblasted Corridors.

I decided to attempt a sub-30 speedrun for this dive after getting a 35 minute time on my initial blind run. If you don't know the drill by now - I'm very lazy when it comes to speedrunning. I don't typically plot out lines nor put in the effort to get the "best possible time". I basically just give myself a goal that feels slightly out of reach and a few attempts to force it to happen, and that's that. I want to say it's my fastest modded EDD time, but we're dealing with a level of laziness here that refuses to look back at my past uploads. Hell, I even have a poorly managed (but incomplete) playlist of EDDs which should make it easy to look at the video timings of, but nope. Sounds like work. And all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. And I am NOT dull. NO. I am a sharpened blade. I have two KATANAS up on the wall behind my computer desk that I spent 3 months rent on (each) because I am COOL and DANGEROUS and SEXY!!! I wonder if including the word SEXY in my youtube description is good for SEO and tricks the algorithm into sharing my worthless videos with roblox addicted youths? Sexy sexy sexy. Hot roblox content. Top ten roblox sex games to Jack and the Beanstalk to. Hot roblox girlfriends in your area. Roblox funko pop mission branded flour tortillas burrito style. fortnite corn chip

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Stage 1: bosco sweat shop. work, roboman work. harder better faster stronger. work work work. lots of air vents to waft my musky man scent across the caves

Stage 2: i dragged this useless loadout here and all i got was this lousy t-shirt saying "I saved 60 nitra 2-cycling the hiveguard in a different way". and the shirt is not even my size. it's too small and doesn't even have built in holsters for my katanas

Stage 3: i get flustered and can't find the quarqs. three quarks for muster mark! sure he hasn't got much of a bark...

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(but for real tho, why do people hate on burst fire gk2 so much. this m4d garbo is hot garbo and waaaay worse. at least burst fire gives you battle frenzy. marked for death more like marked for removal from my future loadouts lmao gottem. marked for death more like marked as a turd lmao gottem again. didn't think i'd roast u twice u stupid overclock haha owned)

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Loadout:
23213 Marked for Death
11212 Embedded Detonators
IFG

Perks:
Dash / Iron Will
Resupplier / Deep Pockets / Born Ready

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Highlights:

0:00 Build
0:21 Stage 1
11:51 Stage 2
22:41 Stage 3
31:30 Final stats