LYZE (Parody of “NOID”)

Parody of "NOID" from the Tyler, The Creator album CHROMAKOPIA

Original concept by ‪@k4nj1‬

Lyrics:

Paralized, Paralized, Paralized

Ive gotta order, lookin’ on the menu I’m not sure though
Para-paralyzed though, you know?
(Fatso)
It’s not stink it’s aura, I fuckin’ hate mirrors and recorders, I need food but I can’t afford ya
(Fatso)

Potato mango banana cheerio ketchup and an extra large donut too
Tomato hamburger and a large Fanta, soda
Applesauce with a side of salt and cider too
Potato, Potato

(Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, Oooo)
I’m eating so much starch, It goes up to my shoulder
(Fatso)
I can’t even eat a pizza in private, heart attacks got my brothers dyin’
Looking for pizza places all the time, I just want some fries man
I keep a pizza under my bed, I triple eat what I’m fed
I creak every floor, muthafucker I am paralyzed

Eyes glued to the rear-view, looking for something I can chew
Rather be hungry than not be able to say chew, chew
Never trust a bitch, if the food’s good they could trap you
So, eat up before they fuck around and eat you

Potato mango banana cheerio ketchup and an extra large donut too
Tomato hamburger and a large Fanta, soda
Applesauce with a side of salt and cider too
Potato, Potato

(Lyze, Lyze, Lyze, Lyze)
Someone’s stealing my food, I can sense behind my shoulder, someone’s stealing food

(Aaaaa)
Someone’s eating my food

I can eat it

Don’t trust these people out here, please whatever you do keep it to yourself, keep your food to yourself don’t even trust these fuckin’ waiters ‘cause they will try to get over on you ok? Please, I dont wanna have to eat somebody up

Doesn't food taste so good? (Ooo, ooo)
Doesn’t it taste so good? (To, eat)
Left burger, right burger, left burger, right
Left burger, right burger, left burger, right (Watch your calorie intake)

Ok, ok, ok, ok

No cameras out please, I wanna eat in peace
Don’t wanna eat with you, fatties and bitches too
Digestive system is fucked, right before nineteen
USA will do that to ya, where ya from fatso?
Eatin’ salads, drinking smoothies, fruit and veggies, still healthy?
Yeah right, I got a better shot down back in the FDA
Ain’t no respect for nothin, fat shaming all discussions
He, her, they, them, or anybody I don’t eat with them at all

Some pray that I fall, and roll like a ball, when I ask for food they laugh, I just want a McDonalds bag, risk that for some extra weight, eat with me but you don’t know me, nah, never, never, not at all
You guys crossed the line like fuck the stop sign they wonder where I close my mouth, and I always keep it open

I need some food dude, look when I shake the earth it’s ‘cause I tripped dude
They don’t wanna see me eat
(Then don’t look while I eat bro)

Leave me alone
Left burger, right burger, left burger, right burger, left burger, right burger, left burger, right burger, left burger, right burger, left burger, right burger
Leave me alone, let me eat
Leave me alone, let me eat
Leave me alone, fuck, I’m fucking paralyzed