HEARAH TAH TACK (Parody of “Rah Tah Tah”)

Parody of “Rah Tah Tah” from the Tyler, The Creator album CHROMAKOPIA

Original concept by ‪@k4nj1‬

Lyrics:

She ain't never met no one who ate like that
If you kick me out the buffet bitch I’ll crawl right back (ugh)
Roll my windows down, darlin', roll my windows down
Ordering’ so fast the workers need five people just to write it down
I’m so overweight, I need a diaper and a sippy cup (wah)
Someone tell McDonalds, it’s my favorite, can she hit me up?
Ha-ha-ha-ha, I feel something in my chest
That hearah-rah-tack, bitch, the ambulance steppin' on the gas

She ain't never met no one who ate like that (I don't really know)
If you kick me out the buffet bitch I’ll crawl right back (ugh)
Wipe that silly grin (mm), I’m being serious (mm)
When I say my 1,000 order list (mm)
We ain’t really fat, but we really twins (okay)
If she don’t wanna go in the buffet, bitch I’m going in (okay)
I break my bunker so my floor got bumpers
I'm a fat fat fat burger muncher

She ain't never met no one who ate like that
If you kick me out the buffet bitch I’ll crawl right back (ugh)
I choose all the food places thats why I’m never fit (nah)
Never have a preference I’m an overweight bitch
The workers working night shift, when I’m hungry I start lighting shit (pew)
I flood this, I flood that
I barely got in the pool
Doc, why you mad at me just because I eat a little much?
When I wake up I just need to munch

She ain't never met no one who ate like that
When you kick me out the buffet bitch I’ll crawl right back (ugh)
Roll my windows down, darlin', roll them windows down
Eat so fast they can’t even see your skin color too
Fuck it, stop your stompin’ feet, yeah, stop your stompin’ feet
Celebrate, it's your birthday, gobble up that birthday cake
Doc, you bossin' up, nah, we really bossin' up
I could never eat a pizza, that shit ain’t big enough
Twenty thousand pounds, hunnid thousand pounds,
Fifty thousand pounds, a couple thousand pounds
I eat so sloppy I can barely even breath that
Never tell those fatties (or those women) where you breathe at
If my ex is spillin' tea and beans, I’m about to eat that
And don't you ever call me fatty, I’ma eat you and leave it at that
With this kinda weight, I can fuck up a two way
So I’m always gonna call, the buffet on a Tuesday
With twenty thousand pounds (mm), hunnid thousand pounds (uh)
Fifty thousand pounds (mm-hmm), a couple thousand pounds
My favorite job has to technically be a waiter
But not because I wanna work one it’s because what they do for me
I’m built like a dome, was gettin' pressed and almost packed out (where you from, man?)
Me and my best friend, my boy can eat now (mm)
I was really an odd eater, just like everyone I was whacked out
The biggest out the city after the buildings, that's a fact now

She ain't never met no one who ate like that
If you kick me out the buffet bitch I’ll crawl right back (ugh)
Everyone used to press me ‘cause I’m built like a big bus
(I'm not eating the same amount of stuff you’re eating, aight cuh?)

But I’m paralyzed now because I be eating way too much, I’m paralyzed now because I be eating way too much, I’m paralyzed now because I be eating way too much, I’m paralyzed now because I be eating way too much, I’m paralyzed now because I be eating way too much, I’m-