WAITER, I [Ft. Teezo Gulpdown] (Parody of “Darling, I”)

Parody of “DARLING, I” from the Tyler, The Creator album Chromakopia

Original concept by ‪@k4nj1‬

Lyrics:

And whatever you do, don’t tell any cook you love their food. If you don’t love it, don’t say it.

(Fat)

Waiter, I keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
Waiter, I keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
Da-da-da-da-da, Keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
But my belt isn’t long

Oh, I got a problem I just keep gaining more weight
Oh, when I walk around the floorboards just might break
I am stuck in my bed to lay, so I just wonder how much do I weigh?
(Way too much)

Waiter, I keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
Waiter, I keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
Da-da-da-da-da, Keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
But my belt isn’t long

I set a New Year’s resolution when I’m ready to lift
I just got a new belt it’s pretty shit
Eating so many rolls, I’m a big boy when I drive
Love all different foods at the same damn time
Exercising you see, that shit is not for me
Food at the table, don't eat what’s for me
Too many foods to see, I can’t try to leave, as I feel the shame building up inside of me ‘cause honestly, tea is just too perfect
How can I get everything from just one lick?
I’m at the food place but I’m still searching
For one meal but everything’s perfect
Things change like my weight, but I still believe
That maybe letting go is a beautiful thing
Perfect for all my cravings, but I still feel wrong
Life expectancy is short but waistline so damn long

I like food time
I’m on the bulk grind
Trying this new diet though, reading every line
I’m getting really slim
With a smaller rim
Until yet again I become another fat bitch
But when the gray hair finally comes
At least I tried really hard even if I ain't the one
Nothing fills me like this foot shit does
So I’ll be lonely with my burgers when it’s all said and done, c’mon

Waiter, I keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
Waiter, I keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
Da-da-da-da-da, Keep eating more food (Keep eating more food)
But my belt isn’t long (I, eating more food)

Keep eating (Keep eating)
Keep eating (Waiter, I)
Keep eating (Keep eating)
Keep eating (I)
Keep eating (Keep eating now)
Keep eating
Come on, eat with me

Every food’s different, you know
It’s not just eating
I get different things from different foods
And I want you to explore too
Have those moments and experiences
I don't own you (Da-da-da-da-da)
It’s not fair to not be free

Waiter (Waiter)
Keep eating more food
Waiter, I keep eating more food (Waiter)
Da-da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da (Oh)
I’m eating, I’m eating

Keep eating (Keep eating)
Keep eating (Waiter, I)
Keep eating (Keep eating)
Keep eating (I)
Keep eating (Keep eating now)
Keep eating
Come eat with me dear

Getting bigger
Keep eating (Isn’t long)
Keep eating (Getting bigger)
Keep eating (Isn’t long now)
Keep eating (Getting bigger)
Keep eating (Isn’t long)
Keep eating

Gluttony ain’t good, stay skinny