They Tried to Ban My Goldfish Pond, So I Filled It With Federally Protected Bullfrogs!

Karen Complained My Wind Chimes Were Annoying, So I Replaced Them With Church Bells

Karen Reported My Pool, So I Donated the Water and the Fire Dept Practiced in Her Flowerbed!

HOA Demanded I Remove My Archery Target, So I Built a Full Size Renaissance Faire Jousting Lane!

HOA Banned Basketball Hoops, So I Donated My Driveway as a Public Road and Hosted 3-on-3!

HOA President Parked on My Lawn Repeatedly — So One Can of Expanding Foam Ended It

Karen Complained My Security Beeped Too Loud, So I Installed a Motion Activated Bagpipe Player!

HOA Banned Non-Native Plants, So I Replaced My Lawn With Endangered Moss Fined $50,000 if Disturbed!

Karen Stole My DoorDash Order, So I Sent Her a Box of Glazed Donuts Filled with Toothpaste and Mayo!

I Bought Property With Creek Rights, HOA Tried to Fish There and Had Them All Cited for Trespassing

Karen Hated My Doorbell Sound, So I Replaced It With a Giant Gong Everyone Could Hear

HOA Called 911 as I Moved Into My Lake House — Then Learned My Ancestors Built Their HOA Hall

Fired and Walking Home — Until Two Helicopters Landed Shouting “Where’s the Nurse?!”

Karen Blocked My Driveway, So I Boxed Her Car In With Concrete Barriers and Went on Vacation!

Karen Said My Bird Feeder Attracted Pests, So I Installed a Giant Aviary and Filled It With Birds

They Demanded Access to My Yard, So I Filled It With Aggressive Geese and Posted Enter at Own Risk!

Karen Reported My 'Rickety' Fence, So I Replaced It With a 6 Foot Wall of Solid, Polished Granite!

HOA Towed My Snowmobile Off My Own Trail, So I Closed Their Access and Watched Them Get Stuck

Karen Complained My Gutter Was Leaking, So I Rerouted It Into a 10-Tiered Zen Waterfall Feature!

Karen Threw Dog Poop in My Bin, So I Collected It for a Year and Returned It During Her Garden Party

I Bought a Lake Cabin Outside the HOA — So I Closed the Only Road Their HOA Uses